U Can haz just 1 beer with me be4 reading?… Because it’s Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week, guys! Did you know that? Well, we’ve been counting down the days since, like, last year. No–since, like, forever. It’s just that exciting. And well-publicized.

OK, so we don’t live in the res halls anymore. Maybe the freshmen are totally up on it. We bet there are signs plastered to every available surface in Crossroads. But for some reason, we just don’t know if kids these days will appreciate the subtle fun-making genius of events like this:

Meet Your Neighbor Day
Friday October 23
Drinking & parties can disrupt others’ sleep and study. But when we know our neighbors’ names, lifestyles and priorities, we are more considerate.  So make the extra effort today to meet and exchange key information with all your neighbors. read more »


doctor's office

F*ck, these budget cuts have teeth. Still, the surgeon’s hand must have slipped when it shaved off 23 percent of University Health Services’ annual budget (about $2 million.) No really, faculty pay cuts and student fee hikes are a pain and all, but what are we supposed to do when we get swine flu? See what to expect next time you visit the Tang Center (grab on to your wallet and brace yourself): read more »


hackerIf you’re the type of person who panics wildly in the face of small concerns like finals, infectious disease pandemics and having your personal information hijacked by computer hackers, then you probably won’t relish what’s lurking in your CalMail inbox. Apparently UC Berkeley’s University Health Services isn’t the impenetrable data fortress we all naturally took it to be. An e-mail calmly notified 160,000 students and alumni this morning that their social security numbers and possibly those of their parents had been stolen, leaving them utterly vulnerable to identity theft.

Good to know, UC Berkeley. The criminal hackers broke into the UHS database some time between October and April. In addition to social security numbers, they gained access to information regarding health insurance coverage and non-treatment medical information. Campus police detectives and the FBI were both called upon to assist in investigation. read more »