The following is a simulated real conversation.

You: Hey best friend, would you like to have a couple of tequila shots with me on this fine Tuesday night?

Best Friend: No. I have a midterm tomorrow.

You: Please, it will be fun. I promise.

Best Friend: No.

You: OK, your loss. I’m going to go consume some alcohol now, and then I think I will attend to some official business, via Gmail. read more »