We can understand the importance of water when it’s hot like this in Berkeley. However, things get mighty ugly when water is used inappropriately. Don’t be another statistic. Drink (and use) responsively. Otherwise, you’ll end up in the PoLo.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007
7:11 a.m., Eastside by I-House Lot, Memorial Stadium: chalking.

Damn treehuggers. You’ve got nothing on Student Action.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007
3:00 p.m., Memorial Stadium: Report of drummers disturbing the peace for more than three hours.

What’s with you noisy brats, anyway? Can’t you take that drumming somewhere private, eh? It’s three in the afternoon and you’re ruining the right to take a delicious afternoon nap.

Thursday, May 3, 2007
1:30 p.m., Moffit Library: Eating/drinking in the stacks. One male student, 20, involved.

Oh, that’s hardcore. You know it’s a slow day when this gets mention in the police logs.

Saturday, May 5, 2007
11:25 p.m., I-House: Report of vandalism to window via water bottle.

How exactly does one accomplish that? We guess wet windows equal vandalized property.

Sunday, May 6, 2007
6:00 p.m. Unit 1-Christian: Officer speaks to one female student, 21, and one male student, 20, about disturbing the peace on campus and throwing water balloons.

It seems water is a contentious item on campus. Stop wasting our precious resources, ya heard?

PoLo is compiled from the UC Police Department’s online Daily Activity Bulletin.
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