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PoLo: Post-Finals Stress Lingers

Posted By Christine Borden On May 25, 2007 @ 5:25 pm In Sandbox | Comments Disabled

Finals are over. We can finally have time to take a decent shower and proceed with our normal lives. Some, however, are still acting strangely. Maybe Bear Facts is lagging with grades. Maybe the transition to summer is jarring. Either way, we all need to take a chill pill—wait, is that legal?

Sunday, May 20, 2007
2:27 a.m., Memorial Stadium: Suspicious circumstance regarding owner given advice on controlling an animal.

At two in the morning, this could mean only one thing: werewolves. Arm yourselves with guns and silver bullets, folks.

Monday, May 21, 2007
10:19 p.m., O’Brien Hall: Three students—two males, 21 and 20, and one female, 21—detained for rules violation and scaling building exterior.

Hmm. Were they buildering [1]? They couldn’t possibly be that excited over the recent relase of “Spider-Man 3.”

Tuesday, May 22, 2007
3:21 p.m., Memorial Stadium: A male employee, 73, reports amplified noise, including drums.

The drums [2] again? Let’s hope it’s not some naked weirdo with bongos. We think that already happened [3].

Wednesday, May 23, 2007
2:45 a.m., Rock Wall: Marijuana activity in vehicle.
8:30 a.m., Shattuck/Channing: Marijuana activity.
12:56 p.m., People’s Park: Marijuana activity.
1:00 p.m., People’s Park: Marijuana activity.
3:35 p.m., The Grove: Marijuana activity

Yes, finals are finally over. We think we’ve … uh … we mean those guys (not us) have made that clear.

PoLo is compiled from the UC Police Department’s online Daily Activity Bulletin [4].
Earlier: PoLo: While You Were Studying… [5]


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URLs in this post:

[1] buildering: http://www.dailycal.org/sharticle.php?id=25076

[2] drums: http://clog.dailycal.org/2007/05/08/polo-all-hot-and-bothered-over-water/

[3] already happened: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/mcconaugheymug1.html

[4] Daily Activity Bulletin: http://police.berkeley.edu/bulletins/index.html

[5] PoLo: While You Were Studying…: http://clog.dailycal.org/432/polo-while-you-were-studying

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