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Tree-Sitters: Now With More Calories, Sitters

Posted By Christine Borden On Jul 14, 2008 @ 12:07 am In News | Comments Disabled

Ninjas don't smile, JeffAnd then there were three. Er, scratch that–it’s four now. Here it is, last week’s oak drama … in three acts.

Act I

“Jeff Muskrat” enlists the help of a stealthy ninja [1] to accept a dangerous yet brave mission: Climb your way into the oak grove. Unfortunately, his message does not self-destruct as promised.

Act II

A “Jeff”–not necessarily the “Jeff Muskrat”–infiltrates the fenced-off grove [2], first climbing past the initial chain-link fence. Later he joins his fellow tree brethren. Is this the original Muskrat? The mystery continues.

Act III

In an act of mixed victory and menace, the campus increases rations for the tree-sitters [3], from 1,200 calories to 1,800. It’s still not a sufficient daily average, and as Mr. Muskrat has said in his mission post, the energy bars are “junk, full of hydrogenated oils and corn syrup.” Yeah, well, food is expensive [4] when you don’t go dumpster diving.

Image Source: Skyler Reid, Daily Cal
Are you a “Ninja”? Can YOU sneak into the Berkeley Oak Grove? [Indybay [1]]
Tree-Sitters Joined by Additional Protester [Daily Cal [2]]
University Increase Tree-Sitters’ Rations [Daily Cal [3]]


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URLs in this post:

[1] enlists the help of a stealthy ninja: http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2008/07/06/18513947.php

[2] infiltrates the fenced-off grove: http://www.dailycal.org/article/102046/tree-sitters_joined_by_additional_protester

[3] he campus increases rations for the tree-sitters: http://www.dailycal.org/article/102059

[4] food is expensive: http://clog.dailycal.org/2008/07/10/food-prices-on-the-rise-students-spend-last-penny-on-chem-book/

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