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Holy Crap: More Free Crap!

Posted By Jill Cowan On Jul 20, 2009 @ 4:46 pm In Sandbox | Comments Disabled

This bird has scone in its beak.

Not to be out-free crapped by its competition [1], Ye Olde Coffee of the Astronomical Dollars and Ubiquitous Mermaid is offering free pastries [2] tomorrow morning. On the off-chance you’re confused by our (incredibly unnecessary) epithet, we’re talking about Starbucks.

The catch(es)? You’ve got to get there before 10:30. In the a.m. Yeah. For those of you still reading, the other catches are that you have to buy a beverage and you have to present this ticket [3] in order to get your purportedly healthier-than-ever-before carbo-licious treat. Worth it to get out of bed before noon? Possibly. Actually healthy? Probably not.

Image Source: Leonard John Matthews [4] under Creative Commons
Free Pastries at Starbucks next Tuesday Morning [InBerkeley [2]]
Free Pastry Ticket [Starbucks [3]]

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URLs in this post:

[1] out-free crapped by its competition: http://clog.dailycal.org/2009/07/16/free-drinks-peets-mcds-embrace-heat-with-marketing-schemes/

[2] offering free pastries: http://www.inberkeley.com/2009/07/17/free-pastries-at-starbucks-next-tuesday-morning/

[3] this ticket: http://www.starbucks.com/retail/print_free_pastry.html

[4] Leonard John Matthews: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mythoto/

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