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This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse: Blame it on the Kitteh

Posted By Jill Cowan On Aug 9, 2009 @ 6:13 pm In The Specials | Comments Disabled

Would this face ever download child porn?!

After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

So you’ve heard of the “Twinkie Defense [1],” right? Well, the universe may have just one-upped itself by producing the “Kitty Porn Defense. [2]” (OK, so we made that up just now, but someone was probably thinking it … )

Griffin, a sick, sick fellow from Jensen Beach, Fla. blamed 10 counts’ worth of downloaded child pornography on his poor, presumably innocent cat, who he says jumped on the keyboard while he was downloading music. Thus far, he hasn’t had much luck with that one, as he’s being held in jail–but still. Come on now, people. Leave the pets out of it.

Image Source: dougwoods [3] under Creative Commons
Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads [SFGate [2]]
Earlier: Robots Won’t Eat You, Company Clarifies [4]


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[1] Twinkie Defense: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense

[2] Kitty Porn Defense.: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/08/07/national/a101850D48.DTL&tsp=1

[3] dougwoods: http://www.flickr.com/photos/deerwooduk/

[4] Robots Won’t Eat You, Company Clarifies: http://clog.dailycal.org../2009/07/19/this-weeks-sign-of-the-apocalypse-robots-wont-eat-you-company-clarifies/

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