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This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse: Operation Boobquake

Posted By Jillian Wertheim On Apr 26, 2010 @ 4:45 pm In Sandbox,The Specials | Comments Disabled


After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

Now the Clog’s heard a lot of things in our day, but cleavage-induced earthquakes? That’s one for the books.

Spring break and Mardi Gras might be long gone, so instead, women are showing off the goods in the name of science. In response to Muslim cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who claims that immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes, the Blag Hag [1] blog has decided to test the theory. Blag Hag invites women everywhere to don their most revealing tops and flaunt what they got in the hopes that “the power of our scandalous bodies combined … (will) produce an earthquake.”

Ladies, boast your B cups and display your double D’s—it’s not skanky if it’s for a good cause, and this one might, quite literally, rock your world.

Image Source: fabiogis50 AWAY [2] under Creative Commons
In the Name of Science, I Offer My Boobs [Blag Hag [1]]
Boobquake [Facebook [3]]
Earlier: ‘Messiah’ Says He Isn’t the Messiah [4]

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[1] Blag Hag: http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html

[2] fabiogis50 AWAY: http://www.flickr.com/photos/fabiogis50/3730647822/

[3] Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=116336578385346

[4] ‘Messiah’ Says He Isn’t the Messiah: http://clog.dailycal.org/2010/04/14/this-weeks-sign-of-the-apocalypse-messiah-says-he-isnt-the-messiah/

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