See those words over there to the left? The ones that spell out “About the Clog”?

Yeah, you should click them ’cause we just updated that sucker. Now you can finally know something more about us and the Clog than our lousy names. Psh, Christine Borden. More like Christine Boredom! Haha, that’s a good one, huh?

You could also be really lazy and read about us by clicking here.

Or here.

Better yet, try here. Third time’s a charm, right?