3540679071_3ae4eaf5b9Disclaimer: The content of this post is derived from a source that includes somewhat alarming nudity and (probably) inadvertent hilarity. In other words, it just might make your day.

Christmas Nipples, friends. Let those two words settle gingerly into your active imaginations. Then, bearing them in mind, try this sentence on for size:

AIYU is a pronoun which refers to the I in you and the you in me and that both you and I are part of the All That Is and it is the All That Is that is the Oneness that we share.

Confused? Excellent. You’ve been thus introduced to Veenaa Saynana Laughing Dolphin. On Dec. 17, 2010, at the Art House Gallery at 2905 Shattuck, she and other artists will be hosting “Four Performances exploring themes of Christmas, Excess, Breast Mania, Nipples, The Milk of Human Kindness and Eros, Sensual Love.”

Nakedness will abound.

And “light refreshments will be served.”

Win, win and epic win.

Image Source: Joana Roja under Creative Commons
Veenaa Saynana Events [site]
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