Stop toying with our emotions, Ultimate College Bowl! First we’re behind UCSB, then we’re beating UCSB because you extend of the contest’s confusing deadline, then you tell us we lost after all! This is worse than Florida in 2000. And the stakes are, like, way higher this time around. Who cares about the president when Death Cab for Cutie is involved?

In case you missed the beginning of this epic saga, here’s a little re-cap: read more »