Not too long ago, the Clog traveled to Durham, N. Car., home to Duke University. We must say that we were extremely underwhelmed with their OccupyDSC02641 movement. And by their Occupy movement we mean their (essentially) lack thereof.

But that’s no surprise to anyone here. After all, if Duke students turned out to Occupy, they’d really be occupying themselves. The 1 percent preppies protesting the 1 percent would be equivalent to Jay-Z’s attempt to profit from the populist movement.

And for those Blue Devils who are part of the 99 percent, we really mean no offense. Perhaps all this Occupy Duke patronization is stemming from a deeper antagonism towards your basketball team.

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