In a fun-killing move of Palo Alto proportions, the yearly “How Berkeley Can You Be?” parade has been canceled. No doubt, a terrible gloom will hang over the alcohol and nudity free length of University Avenue this summer. This sad news follows a Fire and Police Department declaration that an extra $8,000 would be necessary to maintain safe levels of Berkeleyness at the event. Surely, a resounding cry of “lame” echoed from the heavens following this demand.

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After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth.

Clown fetishists rejoice! (C’mon, we know you’re out there … ) Graduates from the San Francisco Circus Center’s Clown Conservatory have put together a sexy calendar just for you–and whoever else wants to contribute to the Judy Finelli Fund for Multiple Sclerosis advocacy.

Yes, San Francisco has a clown conservatory, and yes, we said “sexy.” Because these aren’t your average, run of the mill clowns–they’re San Francisco clowns. read more »

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Tags:clowns, It, Multiple Sclerosis, nudity, Stephen King
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