3027294883_c3b0ccdf8aAfter discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

The art of prophecy is a treacherous one, friends. It carries with it the risk of dredging up divinations far more damning than we care to comprehend. And by divinations we mean janky websites; and by damning we mean … well, Wal-Mart.

People of Walmart may hold a ring of communism in its moniker; and we suppose it’s possible to extract a weird kind of commentary on class struggle from the depths of its dubious contents. But we’re fairly sure Marx would have chucked his Manifesto if he’d had a gander at what is essentially an Anthology of the Very Terrible: read more »