After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

Breaking news everyone: the world record for greatest distance covered by a paper airplane has been SHATTERED by none other than former Cal Quarterback Joe Ayoob. We here at The Daily Clog know exactly what you’re thinking.

“There was a paper airplane record?”

“Who is Joe Ayoob?”

“Breaking news?”

All joking aside, here are the facts: read more »

Out of those who care, there probably are not many who aren’t at least familiar with what happened on Saturday for the first football game of the season against Michigan State, especially with respect to the quarterback question. Now it seems that question has been answered definitively, though we can’t say we agree with the classless booing of any Cal athlete.

In any case, it doesn’t change Longshore’s two interceptions or Riley’s two touchdown passes. But while the fans have decided, Tedford himself said he’d wait until later this week before giving the official answer to “quarterback indecision 2008.”

Image Source: Nathan Yan, Daily Cal
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