Thinking about watching Mission Impossible to start the weekend vicariously? Mulling over what Ron Paul had to say? Or do you just simply want to get to class? So there you are, just reflecting on the complications of life when suddenly … HELLO! Would you like to hear about <insert ASUC candidate name here>? Um … *awkward silence*

Well, if learning about the ASUC and its candidates from a different source is more suitable for you, then here’s a nifty guide on the do’s and don’t's on avoiding ASUC campaigners or Sproulers in general.

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DO: Get into cart that drives students around. Plus, you can give all the Sproulers creepy looks as you roll along.

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DON’T: Wear bright clothing that will potentially make you more attractive (not in fashion appeal though, sorry). read more »