108329754_380c5eb9bf-1It was not so long ago that Girl Scouts were cheery little munchkins who stood outside supermarkets selling us overpriced Tagalongs. Cookie selling is now a serious entrepreneurial pursuit, with Scouts replacing their smiles and innocence with technology.

In fact, it’s no longer even called a cookie sale, it’s called “a cookie program” and our prepubescent cookie peddlers are being referred to as “cookie entrepeneurs.” They’ve staged rallies, they’ve phone banked, they’re using the internet and oh god, they’re sending out mass texts like “Ur a txt away from gr8 cookies!” read more »