Rock'n'Roll-BEARS!

You should check yours before you wreck yours. Seriously, write that shiz down, because the selection of available classes is not getting any wider.

In case you haven’t quite gotten the hang of it, you can find your Phase I and Phase II times in your BearFacts under the “Registration” tab, when you click on “Tele-BEARS Appointment.” When we checked our Tele-BEARS account, the only thing that came up under the “Appointment” tab was our Phase I time, so you might want to go straight to BearFacts.

Phase I starts Oct. 18, which means it’s coming up pretty quickly. It ends Nov. 9, while Phase II starts Nov. 12. Fun times!

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Don't step on me, plz!
After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth.

Want to hear something absolutely terrible?  No, seriously. Awful.  OK–but don’t say we didn’t warn you.  So this guy in Redwood City just got sentenced to a year in jail because he literally stomped a kitten to death. We know, right?

Its name was Pucci.  It was four months old.  It belonged to the perpetrator’s roommate’s 4-year-old daughter. It was probably really fricking adorable. And this dude, Jesus Calderon-Franco, chucked it off the balcony and then proceeded to step on it repeatedly.  God, if this is a masturbation revenge killing, the Clog would like to respectfully request that you think of a more humane way of going about things.  Thank you.

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Kitten-stomper gets year in jail [Chron]
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