An $89,000 grant from the California Department of Alcohol Beverage Control has ushered in a new age of buzz-killing as city police announced this semester’s campaign to crack down on underage drinking.

University police said a woman was hospitalized on Monday after being struck on the head by a brick during a frat party where there was (gasp!) alcohol. The conclusion is inevitable: Drinking leads to parties and parties lead to thrown bricks.

Except the man who threw the brick was allegedly not invited to the party. One solution would be to invite everyone, but the police seem to think citations and arrests would be more effective.

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Berkeley police to crack down on student drinking [Contra Costa Times]