buffet food 2You know that empty spot across from the Asian Ghetto that seems to be a black hole for new businesses? Vacant for as long as we can remember, it’s currently home to a place called Touch Karaoke, an oversized, usually empty sushi restaurant and, most recently, Buffet Town.

Filling the buffet niche that the other three dining commons and the numerous Indian ones left, Buffet Town has a lot of what the other buffets lack: grease. It’s big enough to be another university-run dining facility but manages to actually be even less aesthetically pleasing (Crossroads was starting to look homely).  read more »

You are NOT Banksy, damn it!

You know what’s stupid? Stupid graffiti.

This weekend, some stupid people graffiti’d up several campus buildings with stupid things like “mumbia” (what the hell does that even mean?!) Today, as a result, crews of maintenance staff have had to spend a shit-ton of paid time cleaning up. Guess how much the campus spends annually on graffiti clean-up: read more »

Construction is an easy thing to hate. Coincidentally, construction in Berkeley spreads faster than the rats in our kitchen (please don’t ask).

Dear Construction Sites of the Berkeley Campus,

Stop. Just stop it already. Students do not wake up at 7 a.m. or even 8 a.m. (technically they are still half-asleep even if they are so-called “awake” at these times). read more »